HOW DO I LOATHE THEE?


How do I loathe thee?

Let me count the ways.

Ten fathoms I wish I could push you into the murky depths of you rotten soul.

Nine leeches sucking my positivity adding fuel to the ever consuming fire.

Eight sacks of dime store candy stuck to my teeth that you gave me.

Seven cans of Mike's Hard Lemonade that you so love rolling around on the floor of your car.

Six violent shoves and kicks.

Five crazy looks.

Four "I wont do that anymore, I promise."

Three "That was not me."

Two "What'dya want me to do?"

One lonely, fucked-up stupid hoe packed and all ready to go.